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自打进入技术运维领域，相信很多小伙伴每日都是技术身傍（绑），Linux 、docker、k8s、devops，发布、升级、当然可能还有“删库”
日日996，回家单身狗..别人的黑眼圈可能是多人运动（王者五排）熬得，但我们的黑眼圈一定是半夜加班熬得！
虽然身边鲜有妹子，但是咱们撩妹的技能可不能缺少，毕竟机会总是留给“有准备”的人，作为资深技术攻城狮，今天就教大家几招技术“撩妹术”
asciiview
自从有了你，黑与白的世界也可以五彩缤纷
安装指令如下；
- sudo apt-get install aview imagemagick
- asciiview kobe.jpg
执行结果如下；（致敬蜗壳）
PS：可更换妹子的照片，ohoho
oneko
我的系统里养了一只小猫，它的名字叫“爱你”
你就是鼠标，我便是“爱你”，一直追着鼠标跑
安装指令如下；
- sudo apt-get install ninvaders
执行结果如下；
cmatrix
今天没见你，我的系统为你下起了“大雨”
安装指令如下；
- sudo apt-get install cmatrix
执行结果如下；
pipe
手撸 pipe
做我女朋友，我将为你筑起无数爱的城墙
脚本如下所示；
- #!/bin/bash
- # The author of the original script is unknown to me. The first entry I can
- # find was posted at 2010-03-21 09:50:09 on Arch Linux Forums (doesn't mean the
- # poster is the author at all):
- #
- # Post your handy self made command line utilities (Page 37) / Programming & Scripting / Arch Linux Forums
- #
- # I, Yu-Jie Lin, made a few changes and additions:
- #
- # -p, -t, -R, and -C
- #
- # Screenshot: http://flic.kr/p/dRnLVj
- # Screencast: http://youtu.be/5XnGSFg_gTk
- #
- # And push the commits to Gist:
- #
- # https://gist.github.com/4689307
- #
- # I, Devin Samarin, made a few changes and additions:
- #
- # -r can be 0 to mean "no limit".
- # Reset cursor visibility after done.
- # Cleanup for those people who want to quit with ^C
- #
- # Pushed the changes to https://gist.github.com/4725048
- # hole1: https://gist.githubusercontent.com/livibetter/4689307/raw/949e43fe2962c2c97c8b1d974ff93dd053d9bd37/pipes.sh
- # hole2: Fun On The Terminal Part 2
- p=1
- f=75 s=13 r=2000 t=0
- w=$(tput cols) h=$(tput lines)
- # ab -> idx = a*4 + b
- # 0: up, 1: right, 2: down, 3: left
- # 00 means going up , then going up -> ┃
- # 12 means going right, then going down -> ┓
- sets=(
- "┃┏ ┓┛━┓ ┗┃┛┗ ┏━"
- "│╭ ╮╯─╮ ╰│╯╰ ╭─"
- "│┌ ┐┘─┐ └│┘└ ┌─"
- "║╔ ╗╝═╗ ╚║╝╚ ╔═"
- )
- v="${sets[0]}"
- RNDSTART=0
- NOCOLOR=0
- OPTIND=1
- while getopts "p:t:f:s:r:RCh" arg; do
- case $arg in
- p) ((p=(OPTARG>0)?OPTARG:p));;
- t) ((OPTARG>=0 && OPTARG<${#sets[@]})) && v="${sets[OPTARG]}";;
- f) ((f=(OPTARG>19 && OPTARG<101)?OPTARG:f));;
- s) ((s=(OPTARG>4 && OPTARG<16 )?OPTARG:s));;
- r) ((r=(OPTARG>=0)?OPTARG:r));;
- R) RNDSTART=1;;
- C) NOCOLOR=1;;
- h) echo -e "Usage: $(basename $0) [OPTION]..."
- echo -e "Animated pipes terminal screensaver.\n"
- echo -e " -p [1-]\tnumber of pipes (D=1)."
- echo -e " -t [0-$((${#sets[@]} - 1))]\ttype of pipes (D=0)."
- echo -e " -f [20-100]\tframerate (D=75)."
- echo -e " -s [5-15]\tprobability of a straight fitting (D=13)."
- echo -e " -r LIMIT\treset after x characters, 0 if no limit (D=2000)."
- echo -e " -R \t\trandom starting point."
- echo -e " -C \t\tno color."
- echo -e " -h\t\thelp (this screen).\n"
- exit 0;;
- esac
- done
- cleanup() {
- tput rmcup
- tput cnorm
- exit 0
- }
- trap cleanup SIGHUP SIGINT SIGTERM
- for (( i=1; i<=p; i++ )); do
- c[i]=$((i%8)) n[i]=0 l[i]=0
- ((x[i]=RNDSTART==1?RANDOM*w/32768:w/2))
- ((y[i]=RNDSTART==1?RANDOM*h/32768:h/2))
- done
- tput smcup
- tput reset
- tput civis
- while ! read -t0.0$((1000/f)) -n1; do
- for (( i=1; i<=p; i++ )); do
- # New position:
- ((${l[i]}%2)) && ((x[i]+=-${l[i]}+2,1)) || ((y[i]+=${l[i]}-1))
- # Loop on edges (change color on loop):
- ((${x[i]}>w||${x[i]}<0||${y[i]}>h||${y[i]}<0)) && ((c[i]=RANDOM%8))
- ((x[i]=(x[i]+w)%w))
- ((y[i]=(y[i]+h)%h))
- # New random direction:
- ((n[i]=RANDOM%s-1))
- ((n[i]=(${n[i]}>1||${n[i]}==0)?${l[i]}:${l[i]}+${n[i]}))
- ((n[i]=(${n[i]}<0)?3:${n[i]}%4))
- # Print:
- tput cup ${y[i]} ${x[i]}
- [[ $NOCOLOR == 0 ]] && echo -ne "\033[1;3${c[i]}m"
- echo -n "${v:l[i]*4+n[i]:1}"
- l[i]=${n[i]}
- done
- ((r>0 && t*p>=r)) && tput reset && tput civis && t=0 || ((t++))
- done
- cleanup
执行结果如下；
sl
我的“火车”，拉满爱意，只为奔你而来
- sudo apt-get install sl
执行结果如下：
ninvaders
带妹子展示，最“远古版”太空侵略者
安装指令如下；
- sudo apt-get install ninvaders
执行结果如下；
预祝广大程序员同胞，早日脱单~
